Thursday, February 21, 2008

Next up on the Homosexual Agenda: Earthquakes

You do know, of course, that the real "agenda" of the gay community is to move into your neighborhood, renovate the houses, and drive up your property values. But teh gays in Israel must have some kind of superpower, according to this story from the BBC:
Two earthquakes shook the region last week and a further four struck in November and December.

Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".
Yeah, plus, they like, make it cloudy sometimes. And when it's really hot and muggy? I think they do that, too.

6 comments:

Mauigirl said...

Guess he's the Israeli version of Jerry Falwell?

MLC said...

I thought we were just responsible for global warming, Project Runway and mojitos.

hmmm.

Sue J said...

MLC -- yes, the gay superpowers!

Sue J said...

Maiu, I guess every religion's got 'em. Makes a good case against religion, I think.

krazy kat said...

Finally I know what has been causing this wacky weather.

Sue J said...

Heh heh heh ...