All the lurid (and downright icky!) details from the police report on Florida House member (and state co-chairman for Sen. John McCain's presidential bid) Bob Allen can be found at PageOneQ. Allen allegedly told a police officer moments before his arrest in a Florida park for soliciting sex, “How about across the bridge, it's quiet over there.”
Eeeeew. And I don't normally judge people on their looks, but, why do these guys always look so creepy like this. Like I said, icky.
UPDATE on “I'll do ya for 20 bucks”
I just love this detail: Rep. Bob Allen was the co-sponsor of a bill on increasing the penalties for “public lewdness.” Remember, he was arrested in a public park restroom.
The Clerk’s office for the Florida House of Representatives confirmed to News 13 that Rep. Bob Allen was a cosponsor of a bill increasing penalties for public “Lewdness and Indecent Exposure.”
According to legislative documents, the bill would have made it second degree felonies for public exposure and “unnatural and lascivious” acts with another person within 1,000 feet of public parks, as well as other public locations such as schools, child care centers, public beaches and community centers. It also would have made it easier for police to arrest someone for these crimes.
The money quote:
Lawyers for Allen said it is a big misunderstanding.
I'm sure it was, big fella.
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