As I've mentioned before, I work on a beautiful university campus. One of my favorite things to do in nice weather like today is to walk around in the sunshine and clear my head. Life's too short to sit in front of this monitor all day long.
But I must report to you a disturbing fashion trend I am witnessing on campus. There is an alarming amount of madras. People! It wasn't a good look in the sixties, and it's not good now. Please, stop the madras!
Also, who is this "Hollister"? and why is everyone wearing his shirt?