And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

Yes, my friends, it's time again for that semi-monthly post: And you may ask yourself — well ... how did I get here?

Every once in a while I like to take a look at the key words that led people to this blog. This month's favorite words were:

tap water jello
inquisition methods
"seducing the boys club"
coffee flavored condoms
naked violins
california polls overestimate obama
gibby
clinton

And I ask you: "Tap water jello"?