This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?

Well, it's getting close to the end of the month, so let's take a look at the wacky world of key word searches. This month's most interesting search words were:

• whitest white man
• what do you do with a drunken sailor tanker
• jello heiress (which I am not, by the way)
• Robin Roberts
• lesbian gang fights back (oh yeah, the old 'lesbian gang' stories ... me an' my peeps!)
• jello high fructose corn syrup (oh no — am I subconsciously endorsing HFCS?)
• 1975 CHRYSLER CORDOBA
• strike at Kos