Jenna & Henry: Ah, the magic!

The Wonkette has a wonderful summary of the life and times of Jenna Bush and Henry Hagar (the horrible).

Why do we care? I don't know, I guess it's the wonderful irony of the rats jumping ship, the empire falling down around them, and now the rightwing conservative pseudo-Christian's wild-child daughter is pregnant out of wedlock and being forced into marriage.

It's delicious to watch this plastic family pretend nothing's wrong. Everything's fine. (Predictions that their first child will be 4 months premature?)

Nothin' says lovin ... Is Jenna Bush preggers?

In the latest example of rightwing conservative “do as I say” hypocracy, it looks like newly engaged Jenna Bush has put on some weight recently. And it ain't from hanging out with the Cookie Monster, kids:

Last weekend she was spotted being hauled around the family compound in Maine:

From The Wonkette:

This telephoto Reuters shot was taken up at the Walled Family Compound in Kennebunkport last weekend. That’s an unnamed ’80s gal on the right, skinny Barbara in the middle, and on the left … oh my god, what is that, Chris Farley?

That is apparently Jenna Bush. Oh jesus christ they’re going to have to have the wedding tomorrow.