Remember Florida state representative Bob Allen? He's the man who was arrested in a Florida park after soliciting an undercover policeman. Oh yeah, and he was also co-chairman of John McCain’s presidential campaign in Florida.Well, turns out that Bob only offered to, uh, “service” the policeman (for $20) because he feared for his life. You see, the cop was black, and there were other black men in the park. He was sceeered!
I know whenever I find myself near “dangerous” individuals, my first thought is: maybe they won't hurt me if I offer oral sex.
You can see and hear it for yourself here.
Lamest excuse, ever.
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