This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?

Well, it's getting close to the end of the month, so let's take a look at the wacky world of key word searches. This month's most interesting search words were:

• whitest white man
• what do you do with a drunken sailor tanker
• jello heiress (which I am not, by the way)
• Robin Roberts
• lesbian gang fights back (oh yeah, the old 'lesbian gang' stories ... me an' my peeps!)
• jello high fructose corn syrup (oh no — am I subconsciously endorsing HFCS?)
• 1975 CHRYSLER CORDOBA
• strike at Kos

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

Yes, my friends, it's time again for that semi-monthly post: And you may ask yourself — well ... how did I get here?

Every once in a while I like to take a look at the key words that led people to this blog. This month's favorite words were:

tap water jello
inquisition methods
"seducing the boys club"
coffee flavored condoms
naked violins
california polls overestimate obama
gibby
clinton

And I ask you: "Tap water jello"?

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Let me explain the title of this post.

As you may or may not know, this is a relatively new blog. It began in its original form in May 2007, with some updates over the past summer. I must say, I’m still amazed and humbled that readers return here to see what I’ve written. Thank you! I love reading your comments. (Well, usually, that is. Some of the comments on the tiger attack story got a little creepy and so for the first time I had to close the comments. Sheesh. I mean, I’m not Andrew Sullivan – I want to read your comments!)

I’m always interested in increasing our readership, so occasionally I check sitemeter to find out how you get here. If you have a blog, you probably do that, too. I’m pleased to be listed on several blogrolls around the universe, and occasionally one of my posts will be reposted elsewhere. But many people simply land here after doing a Google search, and I love to see the words they typed into Google. It’s a fascinating, and sometimes scary, peek into the minds of you readers. Here are some of the more interesting words that readers searched on to land here:

write a poem about jello that start with j
vodka
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benedict gays new year threat
core values neo pagan
get rid caucus
vicious grannies
obam will lose in navada
huckabee son dog strangle
nevada caucus sour grapes
fred thompson dog york sc
god every means page

I have no idea what that last one means or why you ended up here. But I don't think you stuck around. Or did you?

Image thanx to digitalheretex.com.